lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

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Do I have an intimidating face? Not many men come up to me and give me one-liners.

brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

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intensional:

hhumuhumunukunukuapua:

intensional:

you-know-just-me:

intensional:

fuckyeahpidgey:

intensional:

p0intless—blogger:

intensional:

imactinginsane:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

Look at all those ducks

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

Look at all those ducks

T H O S E. A R E. G O D D A M N. C H I C K E N S.

Look at all those ducks

THOSE. ARE. MOTHERFUCKING. CHICKENS.

Look at all those ducks

HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THESE ARE CHICKENS OH MY GOD ARE YOU BLIND OR SOMETHING

Look at all those ducks
xpwaste:

This is me if anyone comes over

all the blood vessels under my eyes have burst lol

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photogenicfelines:

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